Shopping with Bug

Buggieisms and never said in a quiet voice:

*Nana:  No more false alarm bathroom trips, or I won't take you again.
 Buggie:  Are you kidding me??!!

*Buggie:  Where's Nana?
 Mama:  She had to run a few errands.  (Shop in an area of the store with breakable items!)
 Buggie:  She has to potty again?!!!

*Mama in a crowded bathroom with a Bug protesting that she didn't have to go.  (She'd been dancing five minutes.)
 Buggie:  Don't pull down my pants!!!!
 Mama did it anyway.
 Buggie:  I'll bite you!!!
 Sound of pottying
 Buggie:  I went potty!

*Seeing a Wizard of Oz book
 Buggie:  I want Dorothy.  I WANT Dorothy!

*Imitating what she hears
 Buggie:  Don't touch anything!  Don't touch anything!

*Aimed at any person she happened to see
 Buggie pointing:  What's that?!!  What IS it??

I guess when her Mom told it was bedtime, she said "Are you kidding me?!!!"

She is a nut, and she always makes me laugh!